1 00:00:00,599 --> 00:00:02,480 Thanks for fitting me in when you got the cancellation. 2 00:00:02,780 --> 00:00:05,260 I mean, I'm sorry Winona Ryder got that big zit. 3 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,480 It worked out really well for me, huh? 4 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,780 Well, I do not like to be idle. 5 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:16,920 The volio must exercise its gift, or else it will wither and die. 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,740 Will you cut the crap, Ralph? 7 00:00:22,780 --> 00:00:23,780 It's me. 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,860 I knew you when you were shooting yearbook photos. 9 00:00:27,980 --> 00:00:30,160 All right, all right. What's the look we're going for here? 10 00:00:31,220 --> 00:00:35,220 I don't care. As long as it says, send everyone else home, she's the one. 11 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,840 Oh, you just lost the part, right? 12 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:41,400 I didn't think I was ripe for the role of Jeff Robbins' wife. 13 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,320 You were Jeff Robbins' wife, and you weren't right for it. 14 00:00:44,980 --> 00:00:46,260 In real life, maybe. 15 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:49,800 I'd be perfect in the movie, but they wanted somebody younger. 16 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:52,340 I mean, they don't know what to do with a woman in her prime. 17 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:54,440 And I'm a woman in my prime, right? 18 00:00:57,740 --> 00:00:58,740 Hello? 19 00:00:59,540 --> 00:01:03,180 Oh, you are a classic, my darling. 20 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:08,900 I am not paying for that one. 21 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:14,000 I know you want your mommy, but she's at a job interview. 22 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:18,760 But I can give you to your grandma. She's only trying to save her career. 23 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,320 Come on, sweetheart. 24 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:26,800 Are you DiVolio? 25 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:29,920 Hi, I'm Marianne Thorpe. 26 00:01:30,260 --> 00:01:32,580 I've been told my cheekbones could cut glass. 27 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:33,880 What do you think? 28 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:17,750 My body is my temple. 29 00:02:19,190 --> 00:02:21,070 Ooh, cheddar chunks. 30 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,770 Keep eating those, your body will be a cathedral. 31 00:02:26,490 --> 00:02:28,050 I don't believe this. Rachel! 32 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:32,190 Apparently my agent called and Rachel wrote it on the back of this box. 33 00:02:33,170 --> 00:02:34,910 What? When was this? 34 00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:37,010 Oh, yesterday. Sorry. 35 00:02:39,350 --> 00:02:40,830 How many times do I have to tell you? 36 00:02:41,390 --> 00:02:43,130 Don't write messages on food. 37 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:47,260 Cheers audition because it was written on Mrs. 38 00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:48,580 Butterworth's butt. 39 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:50,680 I was sorry. 40 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,020 Kevin's in Sacramento at this conference, and I don't have any help 41 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:57,320 baby. And your agent's call came through when I was on the phone getting 42 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,860 rejected for yet another job I wasn't good enough for. How hard is it to be a 43 00:03:00,860 --> 00:03:04,100 bank teller? I mean, you just wait until the line gets really long, and then 44 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,100 take a break. 45 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,500 I don't have that problem with my bank teller. 46 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:10,240 Of course, he comes to my house. 47 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,920 Well, I'm just so frustrated. 48 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,160 second income, then we can get a place of our own. 49 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:19,600 Don't put so much pressure on yourself, honey. 50 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:23,300 You and Kevin and the baby can stay with me as long as you need to. 51 00:03:23,540 --> 00:03:24,780 Yeah, I know. 52 00:03:26,220 --> 00:03:27,220 Oh, no, really. 53 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:28,400 Don't mention it. 54 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:29,980 That's what mothers are for. 55 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:34,920 I wonder if she's getting that attitude from her sister. 56 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:38,500 Since Zoe moved back in, they've been talking and getting along. 57 00:03:39,380 --> 00:03:40,380 It's not good. 58 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,960 Don't let him in. 59 00:03:46,340 --> 00:03:50,100 I have to. He's probably here to see Rachel. But he didn't lift a finger to 60 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:55,240 you apart in his movie. He is scum. He is worse than scum. He is hot dog water. 61 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:58,220 That's business. 62 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:02,320 But this is my house, and he's the father of my child, and I'll still treat 63 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,000 with the same respect I always have. 64 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:06,500 What the hell do you want? 65 00:04:08,020 --> 00:04:09,040 Hello, Jeff. 66 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,400 This is David, okay, Marianne? 67 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,400 I'm not just some stunt guy you can make fun of anymore. 68 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:19,320 I'm the star of my own movie, and you can't intimidate me. 69 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:20,779 You're right, Jeff. 70 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:23,520 I've been a bad girl. 71 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:25,840 Punish me. 72 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:29,600 Make her stop. 73 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:34,340 Jeff, she can say whatever she wants in my house because she's never let me down 74 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:36,060 like some people I know. 75 00:04:36,540 --> 00:04:38,500 Fibble, I got you the part as my wife in the movie. 76 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,360 Man, get up. Let Jeff have the good chair. 77 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:46,810 Get yourself ready. We work today. 78 00:04:47,090 --> 00:04:48,090 Today? 79 00:04:48,170 --> 00:04:50,810 No, no, no, not so fast. All right, now listen. We're going to need a trailer, 80 00:04:50,910 --> 00:04:52,830 per diem, all meals, and a wardrobe allowance. 81 00:04:53,530 --> 00:04:55,110 Oh, and Sybil will need some things, too. 82 00:04:56,670 --> 00:04:57,670 Thank you, Jeff. 83 00:04:57,770 --> 00:04:59,310 You're the best. The best. 84 00:05:00,310 --> 00:05:01,470 Did you hear me, Jeff Van? 85 00:05:02,230 --> 00:05:03,710 I must really need this job. 86 00:05:04,490 --> 00:05:08,750 Hey, it's okay, Sid. I mean, we've had our differences before, but we once had 87 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:10,390 sex in a restroom at the IHOP. 88 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:13,030 Call me sentimental, but that still means something. 89 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:15,940 Jeff, that is so sweet. 90 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,220 But it wasn't me. 91 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:25,600 Well? A school bus full of nuns blows up in the opening credits. 92 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:30,420 I know. Jeff punches his way out of a bank vault with his bare fists. 93 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,480 Hence the title. 94 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,080 Punch Out. 95 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:37,880 It's better than the original title. Ow. 96 00:05:39,390 --> 00:05:42,850 Well, it's got no plot, no character development, and no respect for the 97 00:05:42,850 --> 00:05:44,230 intelligence of the movie -going audience. 98 00:05:44,550 --> 00:05:45,349 I know. 99 00:05:45,350 --> 00:05:46,350 It's gonna be huge. 100 00:05:47,990 --> 00:05:50,770 And the best part is I don't die in it. 101 00:05:51,110 --> 00:05:52,110 Even once. 102 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:56,370 Oh, this is it, Sib. It's got a sequel written all over it. You're gonna be the 103 00:05:56,370 --> 00:05:58,090 next major action movie victim chick. 104 00:05:58,770 --> 00:06:01,330 You'll be famous. You know, like, what's her name? 105 00:06:02,050 --> 00:06:03,470 Yeah, I'd love her. 106 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:07,370 Man, William's got some... 107 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:11,900 You say he's talking, huh? Yeah, the usual stuff. 108 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:16,260 Mama, dada, doggie, gender equality. 109 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:18,880 Mom's been babysitting a lot. 110 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,300 Can't wait to teach him grandpa. 111 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:26,160 Oh, he already does that, but it sounds more like galpa. 112 00:06:26,780 --> 00:06:27,780 Really? 113 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,280 Wow, I can't believe he remembers me. 114 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:31,840 Actually, that's what he calls Ira. 115 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:33,700 Ira? 116 00:06:34,030 --> 00:06:35,530 Ira's not his grandpa. I'm his grandpa. 117 00:06:36,990 --> 00:06:39,890 It's not a big deal, Dad. It's just that Ira's around a lot more than you are. 118 00:06:40,010 --> 00:06:44,030 You know, he takes William to the zoo. He reads to him. 119 00:06:45,270 --> 00:06:46,270 You know. 120 00:06:46,590 --> 00:06:48,010 Yeah, I know. Like he did with you. 121 00:06:48,530 --> 00:06:49,590 I wasn't going to say that. 122 00:06:51,070 --> 00:06:55,070 Well, I was, but... Look, from now on, I promise you I'm going to spend more 123 00:06:55,070 --> 00:06:56,710 time with William. With you, too, okay? 124 00:06:59,130 --> 00:07:00,130 That'd be great, Dad. 125 00:07:01,070 --> 00:07:02,070 Hey. 126 00:07:02,350 --> 00:07:04,810 If Ira gets to be his grandpa, can I be his papa? 127 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:08,470 Well, actually, that's what he calls his pee -pee. 128 00:07:09,870 --> 00:07:10,950 You can call me Jeff. 129 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:16,630 You know, I don't want to get typecast as some action hero. 130 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:20,550 After Punch -Out!, I'd like to do something that'll stretch my acting 131 00:07:20,550 --> 00:07:21,550 instrument. 132 00:07:22,070 --> 00:07:26,110 Like maybe I got some disease, or I got that brain thing that makes you good at 133 00:07:26,110 --> 00:07:27,110 gambling. 134 00:07:28,810 --> 00:07:29,810 Would you like a back rub? 135 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:33,760 Jeff. Sybil. 136 00:07:34,060 --> 00:07:35,100 How could you? 137 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,400 She's nobody. She doesn't mean anything. 138 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,240 Hey, wait a minute. We're not married anymore. 139 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:43,800 Gotcha. 140 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:46,000 I wish you wouldn't do that. 141 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:48,240 I mean, people around here respect me. 142 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:50,880 I'm a role model for every tough guy in America. 143 00:07:51,460 --> 00:07:54,320 Yeah, well, your mascara's running, Mr. Tough Guy. 144 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,200 Makeup? 145 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:58,860 I'm really gonna like this job. 146 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,280 Greetings. 147 00:08:03,039 --> 00:08:06,720 here? Well, I missed my chance to see the Hindenburgs, so here I am. 148 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:10,860 How'd you get on the set? 149 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:14,360 Oh, easy. When the guard at the gate gave me a hard time, I told him Joel 150 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,880 wouldn't appreciate me being detained. 151 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,400 Now I have my own parking space. 152 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:20,560 Joel who? 153 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:23,160 Doesn't matter, darling. There's always a Joel. 154 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:27,300 Sybil! Terrence Woodruff, I'm the director. 155 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,540 Glad you're here. I know it was short notice. 156 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:34,260 No problem. I want you to know I am so committed to this role that I actually 157 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:37,179 married Jeff 25 years ago so I'd have something to draw from. 158 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:40,460 I appreciate that. 159 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:45,700 I see I have to scream in this scene. 160 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:47,160 What would you like? 161 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:48,700 Panic? Terror? 162 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,580 Anger? I'm thinking loud. 163 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:54,320 Good choice. 164 00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:55,950 simple. It's clean. 165 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:57,790 It's really very Hitchcock. 166 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:01,650 I'm sorry. I can't stop. I'm an automatic sucker. 167 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:05,770 We're ready for you on the set. Okay. Let me just run my lines. 168 00:09:11,190 --> 00:09:13,410 I'm sorry. Do I know you? 169 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,510 Joel sent me down to keep an eye on things. Marianne Thorpe. 170 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:18,990 Joel? 171 00:09:19,290 --> 00:09:20,290 Really? 172 00:09:20,790 --> 00:09:23,490 Can I get a chair from Ms. Thorpe here? 173 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,590 not after you. No time for goodbyes. 174 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:57,470 Oh, so kissing me is funny. 175 00:09:57,710 --> 00:10:01,110 I've been watching you act, pal. If anybody should be laughing, it's me. 176 00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:05,930 Jack, this nervous laughing has got to stop. This is the fourth actress this 177 00:10:05,930 --> 00:10:09,590 week. He said if you could kiss anyone without losing it, she would be the one. 178 00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:10,770 Fourth actress? 179 00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:14,030 So I'm not here because you're doing me a favor. I'm here to save your giggling 180 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,030 ass. 181 00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:17,340 Jack, make me look. Really bad hair. 182 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:25,800 Look, do I have to kiss her? I mean, couldn't I hug her real hard or grab her 183 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,100 butt? I know I can do that. 184 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:31,320 Duff, you're putting us behind schedule. You're costing us a fortune here. 185 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,500 Terrence, let me work with him this weekend. I know I can get him to do 186 00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:38,260 All righty. 187 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,760 I hope for both of us it works, though, because if he can't do it Monday, he's 188 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:44,900 fired. So are you. 189 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,240 Me? 190 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:47,980 But I scream like a banshee. 191 00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:49,420 He's a lark. 192 00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:54,980 Okay, you're a writer. Can you do something? 193 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,600 Jeff, I gotta say, this is the one moment in the whole script that makes 194 00:10:58,900 --> 00:10:59,900 Yeah, you're right. 195 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:04,260 There's gotta be some other way of expressing emotion. 196 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:06,340 Animals don't kiss, right? 197 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:10,560 Okay. You could lick her face. Then you could both drink water from a toilet. 198 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:13,380 That helps. Thanks. 199 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:15,140 I've got it. 200 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,460 I could have sex with her. 201 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:18,360 Without kissing? 202 00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:19,820 Sure, I do it all the time. 203 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,660 Yeah, but Jeff and his senior son's standing right there. 204 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:25,840 Oh. He could get killed in the fight. 205 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:30,080 Uh -huh. And to comfort your grieving wife, you take her right there on the 206 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,080 table. 207 00:11:32,220 --> 00:11:33,480 But without kissing. 208 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,100 It's just one of those things that happens. It's spontaneous. 209 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:39,640 Jeff, it's not going to work. Because it wasn't your idea. 210 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:44,890 Isn't this thought... Careful. Rachel planned my day tomorrow. 211 00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:47,290 First, I pick up her dry cleaning. 212 00:11:47,650 --> 00:11:51,230 Then I go to the supermarket and buy a few items on her list. And, of course, 213 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:52,270 there's no thank you. 214 00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:55,070 And she did my Tony the Tiger maze. 215 00:11:55,850 --> 00:11:59,310 She only thinks of herself. I specifically asked her to write down 216 00:12:00,710 --> 00:12:02,310 Am I in time for the performance? 217 00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:03,830 Does she have to be here? 218 00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:05,590 Jeff, I promise I won't laugh. 219 00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:07,290 Can you say the same thing? 220 00:12:08,130 --> 00:12:09,130 Zoe. 221 00:12:09,390 --> 00:12:10,390 Okay. 222 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,580 Let's go, Marianne. You play the little boy. 223 00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:15,420 With his pet. 224 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,140 Stoli the Wonder Martini. 225 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:21,280 Fine, but hurry up. Your son has a bikini wax in a half an hour. 226 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:23,860 This is so stupid. 227 00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:25,140 It's not. 228 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,780 It's an acting lesson. 229 00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:28,060 In front of everybody? 230 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:33,960 Jeff, if you can't do it in front of these people who know and... know you... 231 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:38,020 How are you going to do it in front of everybody at the set? 232 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,860 Ira, could you set up a scene, please? 233 00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:44,490 Jeff, you're getting paid a fortune to represent violence as a solution to all 234 00:12:44,490 --> 00:12:46,530 society's problems and actions. 235 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:49,810 Cut! 236 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,810 Hey, that's my job. 237 00:12:52,010 --> 00:12:55,750 I'm sorry, but if he's fighting off five guys, how come you're not doing 238 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:58,450 something instead of screaming like a helpless child? Shouldn't you throw a 239 00:12:58,450 --> 00:13:00,250 chair or something? Not this character. 240 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:03,970 See, to play this part, I had to prepare a history in my head. 241 00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:08,790 This woman lives in an atmosphere of violence, and yes, once she was violent 242 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:13,330 herself. One night, she actually killed a man in a bar fight, and it haunts her, 243 00:13:13,350 --> 00:13:14,350 Zoe. 244 00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:18,030 We all have our tragic moments, Mother. 245 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:19,630 You've just given me mine. 246 00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:23,290 Call Joel and have her removed from the set. 247 00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:26,590 Hey, it's just not at all what you raised us to believe. 248 00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:28,090 The ball. 249 00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,570 Zoe! Okay. 250 00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:31,170 Okay, Jeff. 251 00:13:31,370 --> 00:13:34,310 You're a stuntman who got lucky while F. Murray Abraham is selling his Oscar for 252 00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:35,770 food and action. 253 00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:41,550 Oh, honey, I was so scared. 254 00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:43,490 I know you were, babe. You always are. 255 00:13:43,850 --> 00:13:45,530 Oh, there's a positive message. 256 00:13:46,230 --> 00:13:50,330 Zoe! I'm sorry. I just don't know who could sit through this. It's sexist and 257 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,630 sadistic. Then you don't have to sit through it. 258 00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:04,910 Maybe that was a little too loud. I think most of it was meant for Rachel. 259 00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:08,090 It doesn't matter, darling, as long as you're yelling at one of them. 260 00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:12,310 All right, Jeff, let's go. Kiss me. 261 00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:15,670 Oh, damn it. 262 00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:18,550 Locks. 263 00:14:19,430 --> 00:14:20,430 Relax, Jeff. 264 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:21,750 I get nervous. 265 00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:25,590 You used to jump out of exploding trains for a living. How could you be nervous? 266 00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:26,710 I was nervous then. 267 00:14:26,770 --> 00:14:27,770 But you didn't. 268 00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:32,460 Yeah, but I had to stab myself with a safety pin before I did the stunt. The 269 00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:33,560 pain would take away the nerves. 270 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:34,840 That's insane. 271 00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:41,720 Yeah, but it... Can I kiss 272 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:42,980 Daddy now, Mommy? 273 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,580 Are you okay? 274 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:47,920 Great. 275 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:52,620 You know, I used to think acting was stupid, but now I realize it's really 276 00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:55,960 Don't worry. It's going to be great on Monday. 277 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,560 I'll have my rings on. 278 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:09,120 I would like to propose a toast to a great guy and a great actor, Jeff 279 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,120 and Robert De Niro. 280 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:12,420 Very funny. 281 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:13,860 All right, my turn. 282 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:17,540 Sybil, you saved my career. 283 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Yeah. 284 00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:20,180 Thanks, Jeff. 285 00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:21,640 And remember... 286 00:15:21,930 --> 00:15:25,050 If I'm not in the sequel, I'll gift you within an inch of your life. 287 00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:26,770 I got something for you. 288 00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:29,210 A gift? 289 00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:34,530 Are you sure you don't want to wait until after we shoot the thing tomorrow? 290 00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:38,370 mean, what if it doesn't come to mama? 291 00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:41,050 Wait. 292 00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:46,030 Okay, you can thank him. 293 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:51,450 Jeff, this is too much. I can't keep it. 294 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:55,760 Oh, Mom, come on. I'll take care of it. It can sleep in my room. 295 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,480 Kibble, I want you to have it. 296 00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:00,900 For the first time in my life, I'm making more money than I know what to do 297 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:04,340 with. With what they paid me so far, I could have bought everybody Rolexes. 298 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,040 I feel so special now. 299 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,420 I have one more announcement to make. 300 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:14,420 Rachel, I know I wasn't around much when you were a kid, and I can't make up for 301 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:15,420 that. 302 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:19,180 But I also know that you and Kevin are looking for a place of your own. 303 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:20,920 So... 304 00:16:22,990 --> 00:16:23,990 Oh, my God. 305 00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:26,230 Just a little something toward a down payment. 306 00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:28,830 $50 ,000? 307 00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:34,190 Daddy, Daddy, I love you. I love you. You are incredible. 308 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:37,030 Nobody has ever come through for me like this. 309 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,930 Never, ever, ever. 310 00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:40,970 You okay? 311 00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:42,730 Of course she's not. 312 00:16:42,970 --> 00:16:43,970 Rachel. 313 00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:45,450 Don't. 314 00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:49,620 Now we can finally get out of that house and get on with our lives. You are the 315 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:52,000 most wonderful person in the whole wide world. 316 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,700 Excuse me. 317 00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:04,420 What's wrong? 318 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:08,440 We were all ready for you to put Rachel in her place. Instead, you run in here 319 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,460 and avoid the whole thing. That's not like you. 320 00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:12,460 That's like me. 321 00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:16,800 My God, have you no respect for yourself, woman? 322 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,400 I wanted to say something, but I got all choked up instead. 323 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,640 Maybe I'm premenstrual. 324 00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:26,099 Or maybe your daughter just hurt you. 325 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:28,540 Maybe. 326 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:32,240 But what Jeff did for Rachel was very generous. 327 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:34,780 I don't want to take that away from him. 328 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:38,960 Well, I don't have that problem, so I'm going to give Rachel a big piece of your 329 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,100 mind. No, no. 330 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,240 She's happy. 331 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,020 Happy for the... 332 00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:45,350 First time in months. 333 00:17:46,110 --> 00:17:47,650 I don't want to spoil that. 334 00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:53,450 Now, I'll save it for when I can really enjoy it. 335 00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:56,830 Mom. 336 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,610 Mom. 337 00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:04,710 I always... But Dad, $50 ,000, come on. 338 00:18:05,530 --> 00:18:11,450 But you, I mean... This has nothing to do... You know that I always... You're 339 00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:12,450 sorry? 340 00:18:14,149 --> 00:18:17,930 And you're grateful to have a mother as wonderful and caring as yours? 341 00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:22,090 And next time you'll remember the vermouth? 342 00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:26,450 I'm satisfied, Fiddle. 343 00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:31,850 Oh, honey. 344 00:18:33,150 --> 00:18:37,090 It's so great that you and Kevin are going to get this house, but I hope you 345 00:18:37,090 --> 00:18:40,070 it in my neighborhood so that you can stop and visit your son, because I'm not 346 00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:41,070 letting him go. 347 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,230 I just can't believe myself sometimes, Mom. 348 00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:48,030 I didn't even know what I had done until somebody yanked that check out of my 349 00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:49,150 hand and told me. 350 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,330 Money really changes a person. 351 00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:53,730 It's evil. 352 00:18:54,810 --> 00:18:56,510 But I'm not giving it back or anything. 353 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,910 I should have known that Ira would say something. 354 00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:03,510 Wasn't Ira? 355 00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:04,830 Your father? 356 00:19:07,010 --> 00:19:08,010 The waiter? 357 00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:12,430 Oh, Zoe. 358 00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:16,990 Mother, why do you have that demented grin on your face? 359 00:19:18,110 --> 00:19:19,110 Am I grinning? 360 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:21,950 Oh, God, Rachel ratted me out. 361 00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:23,810 Okay, I know where this is headed. 362 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:29,610 You're going to say, oh, Zoe, you really do get it, and I love you so much. And 363 00:19:29,610 --> 00:19:31,530 then, of course, that house to respond would get away from me. 364 00:19:32,390 --> 00:19:34,970 Only you wouldn't, and it would turn into a whole big gooey thing. 365 00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:37,970 Get away from me. 366 00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:46,160 Okay, I won't get all gooey, but when you told Rachel I do come through for 367 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:49,480 all the time and deserve a little credit, even though it's a dangerous 368 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,980 to set, it meant so much. 369 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,420 Everyone's entitled to make one mistake, and I obviously made mine tonight. 370 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,680 I forgive you. 371 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:07,600 Mother, if we're going to fashion a workable relationship while I'm here, 372 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,660 must never mention this ugly incident again. 373 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,820 Can I at least tell my friends? 374 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,500 Only if you change the names. 375 00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:17,140 Deal. 376 00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:22,880 No time for goodbyes. 377 00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:28,020 And cut! 378 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,000 I can't thank you enough. How in the world did you get him to stop laughing? 379 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,500 No, no, no. If I tell you, everybody will want to do it. Okay. 380 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,820 All right, everyone, let's start with the shot with that kid. 381 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:46,340 Jeff, I never got a chance to tell you, but that was a really nice thing you did 382 00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:47,179 for Rachel. 383 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,180 Well, thanks, Sybil. 384 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,160 Yeah, I guess it was. 385 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:54,320 Of course, I got an awful long way to go to catch up with everything you've done 386 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,320 for her, that's for sure. 387 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,600 Okay, here we go. 388 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,080 And action. 389 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:02,920 Son. 390 00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:05,690 This is my lucky rabbit's foot. 391 00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:10,790 I want you to have it in case something should happen to your old man. 392 00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:12,210 What could happen? 393 00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:13,970 I love you, Daddy. 394 00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:18,350 God! Oh, not again. 395 00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:20,470 No problem. 396 00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:22,890 Bobby, do you have a penknife?